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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Robert E. Lee was an honor student in high school? He was also voted most likely to secede."

"Two college feminists walk into a bar They tell it to check its privelege."

"Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]"

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."

"Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much... What a silly thing to Fallout 4."

"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."

"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."

"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""