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Joke of the Day
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
Next Joke
"No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished the iTunes user agreement yet!!"
"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."
"Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)"
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"
"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."