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Joke of the Day

"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"

"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."

"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"

"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"

"236 luftballoons* * - adjusted for inflation"

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"

"The best joke of them all You."

"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"

"How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!"