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"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
"I got lost.. Walking around your fat mother"
"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"
"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."
"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"