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Joke of the Day

"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."

"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."

"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."

"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."

"My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same."

"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."

"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"

"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"

"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"

"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""