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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
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"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."
"I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever."
"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."
"Nice guys finish last, cause stamina."
"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."
"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"