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Joke of the Day

"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"

"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."

"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."

"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."

"That old man reminds me of your puppy... They're both probably going to die within 20 years."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."

"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."