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Joke of the Day

"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"

"Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies."

"What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!"

"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."

"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"

"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."

"I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish."

"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"