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Joke of the Day
"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"
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"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"
"What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"Two Muffins Two muffins are being put into an oven. The one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, ""Hey is it getting hot in here?"" The other muffins says, ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"
"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?"
"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."
"Is Israel Real? if Palestinians eyes are real?"