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Joke of the Day

"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"

"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."

"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."

"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"

"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."

"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"

"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."