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Joke of the Day
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"
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"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""
"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"
"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."
"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."
"One time I walked in to a pole..... ...... and, uh, I don't remember."
"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."
"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."