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Joke of the Day

"My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth."

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"

"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."

"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"

"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."

"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."