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Joke of the Day

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"Lord of the Rings: A Shortened Version -Give me the ring. -No."

"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"

"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."

"Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War"

"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."