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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
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"Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!"
"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."
"Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America"
"The US goverment EDIT: Sorry, I know this isn't fairly original. I promise better next time."
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
"What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today? Scratching at the inside of his coffin."
"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""
"What do you call Bono's stupid brother? Duno..."
"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."