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Joke of the Day

"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""

"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."

"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get those tiny little legs apart?"

"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"

"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"

"clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop Amish drive-by shooting."

"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"

"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."

"Why is ISIS so good at sports? Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute"