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Joke of the Day
"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"
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"""Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich?"" ""Don't call me ""mommy"" just because I slept with your father!"" ""So what am I supposed to call you?"" ""Just call me Steve, like everybody else."""
"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
"What do you call a Steer playing with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""
"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"
"""I beat you, fair and square"" - Me telling you what I did to you, where I did it, and what my favorite shape is"
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Grandma's beating off the Indians but they're still coming."
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."