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Joke of the Day

"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"

"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."

"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""

"Job interview tip: Bring a box to the interview, point at it and say ""I do all my thinking outside of that."" Then open some champagne."

"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."