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Joke of the Day

"Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want them read and analyzed by 7 other girls."

"I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating"

"Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN'T WAIT!"

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school... But there weren't enough members."

"Chuck Norris doesn't flush, he scares the crap out of it."

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."

"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"

"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"

"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"