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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush, he scares the crap out of it."
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"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"
"Baltimore CVS Looters They really cleaned the place out. The only things they left behind are sunscreen and Father's Day cards."
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