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Joke of the Day

"Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN'T WAIT!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"I have daily sex Sorry, I mean, dyslexia."

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."

"I was having sex with a female amputee in the dark I trying to figure out why my ass hurt, but she had me stumped."

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"Pantibros before pantihose?"

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee."