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Joke of the Day
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
Next Joke
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""
"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."
"What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!"
"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"
"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"
"There is no ice cream in space because no one can hear you scream"
"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"