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Joke of the Day

"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."

"Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line."

"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement... ...in the end, you ignore it all and click ""I agree""."

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."

"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"

"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."

"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"

"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."

"Why doesn't Usain Bolt have a girlfriend? Because he's literally the fastest man on earth (get it cuz sex)"

"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""