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Joke of the Day

"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."

"What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."

"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"

"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"

"if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die"

"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."

"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"