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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"
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"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."
"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"
"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."
"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"
"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."
"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."
"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""