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Joke of the Day
"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."
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"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"
"Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing."
"Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday."
"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection... ""Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog,"" said the vet."
"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."
"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."
"You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong."