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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."
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"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."
"TEACHER: ""Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"" JOHNNY: ""Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."""
"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"
"I don't think I'll ever get married... Instead, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""
"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
"Trump is the next president of the United States. Thanks Obama."
"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"
"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"