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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."
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"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"
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"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
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"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."