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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"
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"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"
"When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette."
"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."
"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"
"I know someone who talks like an owl"
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."
"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"