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Joke of the Day

"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."

"I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty... *Breathtaking*"

"Joke 1 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderellephant"

"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."

"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."

"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"

"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"

"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."