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Joke of the Day
"I'm German and Jewish. I hate myself"
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"For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons. Something interesting I learned is that guitar resale nets a 45% loss."
"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in"
"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."
"Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral"
"What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung"
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."