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Joke of the Day

"POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in"

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"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."
"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something"
"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."
"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"
"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"
"fired for ""unleashing rats at work"" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats"
"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."