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Joke of the Day
"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."
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"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."
"If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?"
"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."
"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"
"So many good trailers; so few good movies."
"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."
"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"