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Joke of the Day

"In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man."

"The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick... I though ""That just adds insult to Ian Dury."""

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."

"If peeing was an Olympic event, I would win gold. But then I would miss the awards ceremony because I was taking a leak."

"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""

"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""

"Jokes That don't work written down There were 30 cows in a field, twenty ate sheep, how many didn't?"

"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"

"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."