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Joke of the Day
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"
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"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"
"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."
"You see a rat stealing pizza, I see a rat providing for his four turtle children"
"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."
"I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake."
"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."
"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""
"I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first."
"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"