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Joke of the Day

"[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me"

"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"

"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."

"Bar joke Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says ""wow that's cool. Where did you get that?"" The parrot says Africa. ."

"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."

"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."

"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"

"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."