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Joke of the Day

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""

"I just joined a Tourettes Club took 5 hours to get sworn in..."

"I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang"

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns--maybe one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"

"No matter what meal it is, always say you had ""brunch"" so people know how much better than them you are."

"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."

"DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more."