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Joke of the Day
"Little kids be trippin'."
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"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"
"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
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"What Does a Gynecologist and a Pizza worker have in common? They both get to smell it, but neither gets to eat it."
"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"
"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."