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Joke of the Day
"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"
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"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"
"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"
"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."
"Which is the quickest way to make someone lose? The game."
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."
"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."