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Joke of the Day

"Which is the quickest way to make someone lose? The game."

"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."

"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."

"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"

"Multiple reports claiming Sting has been kidnapped The Police still have no lead."

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."