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Joke of the Day
"Which is the quickest way to make someone lose? The game."
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"My coworker broke his second windshield today. I offered him my apple... ...because windows keep crashing on him."
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"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."
"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""
"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."
"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"
"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."