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Joke of the Day

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."

"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"

"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"

"The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."

"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."

"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."