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Joke of the Day
"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."
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"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."
"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!"
"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"
"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."
"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"
"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."