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Joke of the Day
"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."
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"It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality... but that doesn't stop me from trying."
"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"
"Massive fall on Wall St today... Nope, wait, just Hillary fainting."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"
"You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans"
"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men? One is ducking sick, the other is sucking d..."
"Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now"