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Joke of the Day

"I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I... Shreddit"

"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"

"Why didn't the pony speak? Because he was a little hoarse...."

"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"Money is really tight this year... My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas."

"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"

"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."

"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."