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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
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"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"
"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."
"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"
"If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave."
"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""
"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"
"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."