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Joke of the Day

"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."

"I wish people who take selfies or make amateur porn would clean up their room first."

"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"

"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""

"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."

"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."

"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"