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Joke of the Day
"Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem."
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"If Neo would have taken the blue pill, The Matrix would've been the exact same movie, except he'd have had a hard on the whole time."
"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."