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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"
"Wife: ""Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!"" Me: ""Thanks! I've been working out!"""
"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."
"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore"