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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
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"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays guys house. Part 2: knock knock Who's there? The chicken"
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"I don't want your undivided attention. I want your multiplied attention. Make clones of yourself and give me all of their attention too."
"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."
"What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted? Aw-burn!"