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Joke of the Day

"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("

"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"

"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"

"A Short Joke jk"

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."

"Knock! Knock....."

"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"

"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."

"if i had a dollar for every time i had sex i'd be homeless"

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"