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Joke of the Day
"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."
Next Joke
"Guess what? Chicken Butt."
"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."
"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."
"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""
"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"
"What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They haven't met yet."
"The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941."
"Gonna do a few laps around the office talking into a pop tart like a cell phone just to remind my co-workers that safety is an illusion."