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Joke of the Day

"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""

"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."

"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"

"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""

"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."

"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""

"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."

"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."

"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"