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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."
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"When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? You're a-peein!"
"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."
"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"
"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"
"My sex life has improved so much I'm thinking of asking someone else to join me..."
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"
"What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in Arkansas? Relative Humidity"