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Joke of the Day

"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."

"I recently started using a few drugs I draw the line at using cocaine though"

"I was just asked to give my credit card details. I said, ""It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."""

"If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you're probably holding the taser wrong."

"What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer? Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said ""nigarrr""."

"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""

"It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house."

"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."

"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"