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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fisherman keep taking off? Because he was fly fishing."
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"ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark"
"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."
"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"
"An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants: ""Euripides?"" Asks the tailor. ""Yeah, Eumenides?"" Replies the man."
"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."
"*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE ""What do you want?"" YOU'RE UNDER ARRES- ""No."" ..NO?? ""No, I don't want to be."" *whispers* Shit now what"