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Joke of the Day

"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""

"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."

"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."

"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."

"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."

"How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist"

"Chinese people have small eyes but.... At least its big enough to see their penis."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"